Happy Holidays

I hate my life.

I want to hit the restart button. I blew this one.

Sick

Funky Prez

Zombie Pub Crawl 2008

AN URGENT MESSAGE FOR AMERICA

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Barack Obelchma freestyle

Vote or Die.

is a little harsh.

My endorsement.

I made a political attack ad

Politics and Lady Biscuits

Sometimes I get ideas....

That aren't good until the end...

Sometimes I get ideas that blow your socks off your dick and into the dirt that is full of discarded ideas.

Olympics

Summer Movie Blowoutz

The summer had a lot of shitty movies. Here's my 2 cents.

Camping

I went camping on the river. I made this video.



I'm doubtful as to this videos worthiness, but I'm on a strict "make shit all the time" policy right now.

I Reviewed Batman's Dark Nights

Critics

Those who can, do. Those who can't, comment or don't do anything. Take your pick, but either way, you're a jerk.

Wally Movie Review

James Apollo: I've Got it Easy

Private Dancer

Sex and the City Review'd

The Best Painting Ever

Thanks to Ryebread from AST.

I'm Jovial

Surfin' in the U.S.A.

I like Jay Leno

Miss Mabel

Sunday afternoon. I finally got a copy of Premiere, this is my rough cut getting used to the software.

The Most Embarrassing Tape I've Made

In the 8th grade, I was a colossal nerd. I made the current me seem like the coolest guy on earth. For AP English class, we had to do a 20 minute presentation. I decided to make an unmercifully long Star Wars video. I've cut out the scenes from the movies, because the original tape drags on for nearly 30 minutes. What I've left is an awkward teenager at the top of his game. The Spock T-Shirt was a conscious decision, my room had the shelf of Star Wars knick-knacks full time. I originally taped this on my friends constantly squeaking camcorder, and then edited my segments into clips from the movies that I taped off a TV screen using two VCR's connected together. The only solace I get from these tapes are the small glimmers of me making dumb faces after I'm done reading my lines, I think that I had a small sense of how dumb it was at the time... anyways... enjoy the most embarrassing thing I've ever laid to tape....

Editings.

I should have some editing software soon. For the time being, it's 30 seconds of unfiltered bullshit at a time. Enjoy!

Star Wars Test

A short version of the 13 year old me.

Things That I Like

An Open Letter to Jixby Phillips

Good Times

30 Pack of Hamms

Dog Fight

Dog Party

Dogs Milling Around

Magic Trick

Margi Questions My Decisions

Two Awesome Dudes

Older Videos Below....

I'm throwing everything up on here, anything below this is at least a year old.

Chief Shakopee

Todd

I picked Todd out, and the next week had to edit a video about a guy named Todd. I couldn't pick Todd up for another 2 weeks, but he was always on my mind... 13 seconds of cuteness.

Dead Zombie

Exclusive

Made on 9-11 with a VHS tape to tape editing system.

MixDown Syndrome

Regret the title.

Swayze

Tennessee Two Step

Vegas

18 Hour Benders are a bad idea.

Todd Goes to the Office

Consequence of Sounds

Todd Goes to the Office 2

Three Birds

Taking longer than a day to make a video would be a good idea.

Acme

Stand Up

Hump Day